AWKWARD TURTLE

This blog documents the highs and lows, embaressing and HILARIOUSLY embaressing events in my life.

Have been compared to Miranda, without the puddings as I am allergic to wheat. HAAA NOT EASY

ALL EVENTS ARE ENTIRELY FACTUAL

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

I have previously...

Had a banana thrown at my head, which I then enjoyed as a break time snack.

Had a near death experience in which I got stuck between two boats.

Fallen off the bus.

Got stuck halfway up a mountain and had to be helped by a kind stranger.

Been compared to Bison (google it).

Flashed the entire world

Stood up to make an announcement in front of entire school with skirt tucked into my tights.

Come to the conclusion I will die alone and be eaten by cats.

Pretended I was a Forensic Scientist in a Journalism Lecture.

Fallen over in a club

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

SCARRED FOR LIFE

Just walked into the FAMILY study to find my younger brother...

watching a video of a naked woman

having a wank

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY WHY WHY WHY

my mum sits there to do office work!

one of the top ten worst moments of my life

AWKWARD
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