AWKWARD TURTLE

This blog documents the highs and lows, embaressing and HILARIOUSLY embaressing events in my life.

Have been compared to Miranda, without the puddings as I am allergic to wheat. HAAA NOT EASY

ALL EVENTS ARE ENTIRELY FACTUAL

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

I have previously...

Had a banana thrown at my head, which I then enjoyed as a break time snack.

Had a near death experience in which I got stuck between two boats.

Fallen off the bus.

Got stuck halfway up a mountain and had to be helped by a kind stranger.

Been compared to Bison (google it).

Flashed the entire world

Stood up to make an announcement in front of entire school with skirt tucked into my tights.

Come to the conclusion I will die alone and be eaten by cats.

Pretended I was a Forensic Scientist in a Journalism Lecture.

Fallen over in a club

Tuesday, 20 September 2011

GuiltyConscience101

Managed to thoroughly piss off not one but two people today. Not good.

First I decided to open my humungous mouth and tell everyone that the song for inter house music was horrific.

Not realising the person running that event was standing literally RIGHT BEHIND ME

AWKWARD TURTLE

Then was attempting to tease a moody teenage boy. MISTAKE

tried to make it up to him by gently caressing his back. MISTAKE

Was ABSOLUTELY PARRED on both accounts!!!

Tonight I will go to bed with a guilty conscience :(

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