My Life in a Series of Embarrassing Events: 2013

AWKWARD TURTLE

This blog documents the highs and lows, embaressing and HILARIOUSLY embaressing events in my life.

Have been compared to Miranda, without the puddings as I am allergic to wheat. HAAA NOT EASY

ALL EVENTS ARE ENTIRELY FACTUAL

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

I have previously...

Had a banana thrown at my head, which I then enjoyed as a break time snack.

Had a near death experience in which I got stuck between two boats.

Fallen off the bus.

Got stuck halfway up a mountain and had to be helped by a kind stranger.

Been compared to Bison (google it).

Flashed the entire world

Stood up to make an announcement in front of entire school with skirt tucked into my tights.

Come to the conclusion I will die alone and be eaten by cats.

Pretended I was a Forensic Scientist in a Journalism Lecture.

Fallen over in a club

Wednesday, 30 January 2013

In my lecture today, I was extremely thirsty.

My tongue was rough and extremely dry, my mouth was sticky and my breath tasted funny.

SO IRONIC, A HEALTH AND SAFETY LECTURE! LOL!

I decided to brave asking the perfect stranger behind me for some of her water.

She had a full bottle of water.

Much to my surprise, she denied me a basic human right.

"I don't share"

BRILLIANT

Everyone was laughing at me.

I was stunned into silence.

I was forced to leave the lecture theatre in the middle of the lecture to get water.

I WAS AT THE BACK ON THE WRONG SIDE

I had to walk in front of the lecturer.

WHAT IS LIFE!

I'm also very thirsty now. ha