Tuesday, 14 December 2010
Monday, 13 December 2010
because i like you so much better when your NAKED
I recently read an Article where Tom Ford was interviewed...but with one SMALL catch.. he and the interviewer were naked.
Apparently it was slightly uncomfortable at first, then completely normal.
"we are" Tom Ford points out, "The only animal that wears clothes, and that can't be just because dogs can't do up buttons"
INDEED dogs can't do up buttons....
he goes on to say;
"You know, most of us look better nude. We are all one harmonious colour, with a symetry and an innate elegance ."
Imagine, if everyone was naked all the time, and it was weird if you actually wore clothes!
Without clothes, things would be a lot simpler...I think people would just accept you, as a human being, for what you are.
There would be no pretence, no class divides....no pressure to buy designer clothes...
no pressure to buy clothes
you'd feel SO free!
anyway that was just an idea of mine...
im thinking of becoming a naturist
mmmmmm yeah you like that? haha
Apparently it was slightly uncomfortable at first, then completely normal.
"we are" Tom Ford points out, "The only animal that wears clothes, and that can't be just because dogs can't do up buttons"
INDEED dogs can't do up buttons....
he goes on to say;
"You know, most of us look better nude. We are all one harmonious colour, with a symetry and an innate elegance ."
Imagine, if everyone was naked all the time, and it was weird if you actually wore clothes!
Without clothes, things would be a lot simpler...I think people would just accept you, as a human being, for what you are.
There would be no pretence, no class divides....no pressure to buy designer clothes...
no pressure to buy clothes
you'd feel SO free!
anyway that was just an idea of mine...
im thinking of becoming a naturist
mmmmmm yeah you like that? haha
Saturday, 11 December 2010
Wednesday, 1 December 2010
An update on recent embarrassing events
Hello there!
I am aware that recently my posts have been more touching than hilarious...
therefore i thought it was time to confess a few of the humiliating occurences that make up my life.
Today, i was sitting in the common room at school, fairly innocently, when...
SOMEONE decided it would be funny to throw something, hard, at my shoulder.
Now, i am fairly used to abuse, being the kind of person EVERYONE feels they can mock, due to the fact i have a particularly marsh mallow personality; SOFT ON THE OUTSIDE
SOFT ON THE INSIDE
mmmmm yeah thats right!
but this was just out of order...
i picked up the heavy object from the floor, to find it was an overripe banana.
I took this abuse on the chin, picked up the banana...
and enjoyed it later in the day with a latte.
this is how you deal with unfair critiscm.
Later, my friend told me this was because someone had a HUGE crush on me...
yeah SUUURE...
i bet they do!
Till next time,
cheerio!
I am aware that recently my posts have been more touching than hilarious...
therefore i thought it was time to confess a few of the humiliating occurences that make up my life.
Today, i was sitting in the common room at school, fairly innocently, when...
SOMEONE decided it would be funny to throw something, hard, at my shoulder.
Now, i am fairly used to abuse, being the kind of person EVERYONE feels they can mock, due to the fact i have a particularly marsh mallow personality; SOFT ON THE OUTSIDE
SOFT ON THE INSIDE
mmmmm yeah thats right!
but this was just out of order...
i picked up the heavy object from the floor, to find it was an overripe banana.
I took this abuse on the chin, picked up the banana...
and enjoyed it later in the day with a latte.
this is how you deal with unfair critiscm.
Later, my friend told me this was because someone had a HUGE crush on me...
yeah SUUURE...
i bet they do!
Till next time,
cheerio!
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