So I'm the girl who always takes part but always fails.
Take cross country for example.
I just competed at district level yet came last.
As in all the years below competing aged 11 in some cases- beat me by a significant amount.
AWKWARD
the same feeling as I experience when struggling to tackle a Red route whilst skiing when all of a sudden several four year olds zoom past triumphantly.
This also occurred in inter house cross country where I came 22 out of 32.
My friend who I train with came sixth.
HAAAHA FAIL
to be fair, I still do it because it's fun and I still feel a sense of achievement at the fact I took part at all....a few years ago I never ever would have.
Also I am better at long distance running....this was literally sprinting
Someone asked me if I had studs!
I thought studs were only for Rugby and Football!!!
LOL
but I still feel good.
Therefore I am always a winner! :D
AWKWARD TURTLE
This blog documents the highs and lows, embaressing and HILARIOUSLY embaressing events in my life.
Have been compared to Miranda, without the puddings as I am allergic to wheat. HAAA NOT EASY
ALL EVENTS ARE ENTIRELY FACTUAL
BELIEVE IT OR NOT!
I have previously...
Had a banana thrown at my head, which I then enjoyed as a break time snack.
Had a near death experience in which I got stuck between two boats.
Fallen off the bus.
Got stuck halfway up a mountain and had to be helped by a kind stranger.
Been compared to Bison (google it).
Flashed the entire world
Stood up to make an announcement in front of entire school with skirt tucked into my tights.
Come to the conclusion I will die alone and be eaten by cats.
Pretended I was a Forensic Scientist in a Journalism Lecture.
Fallen over in a club
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