Mis-understandings of a teenage drama queen

ME

As readers of this blog, you should know that im prone to embarrassing myself more than the average person.

I tend to get very defensive and nervous...some may say paranoid (debatable) about people saying things behind my back, and often will mishear something, COMPLETELY get the wrong end of the stick, and react with disastrous (and then later embarrassing) consequences.

In fact....COINKADINK this very thing happened on Saturday night.

So.... I was at a house party with a lot of cool people....some friends who know of my clumsy and embaressing ways....but quite a lot of people who...

WELL

basically scary, intimidating lads who were expelled from school and told they couldn't come back in year 12 because they were too badly behaved.

now, a lot of my friends were friends with them before they left, but unfortunately it has taken me a while to grow out of being a chubby social reject who everyone thought was weird,into an actually fairly cool (albeit under the radar) sometimes respected (HA!) individual.

Therefore i was never previously MASSIVE fans of the scariest (or what appears to be) teenage boys in the WORLD

Anyway, i did my best to not be too intimidated. (i.e. hid upstairs alone)

It got to midnight. My dad, who like the rest of us, can get VERY stroppy late at night, had agreed to give a few friends lifts home.

for a while previously i had been searching for my friends, but attempting to round up teenagers under the influence of various substances at midnight is NEVER an easy task.

it was a while after twelve. I was getting hysterical.....i couldnt find anyone and my Dad gets SOOOO moody and stressed :(

i ranted at scary intimidated boys and others

they told me to go away (in rather more PUNGEANT language!!!! e.g ****)

I ran off with friends crying and generally hysterical.

And so passes the rest of the weekend.

Monday.

A friend who was present at the time tells me that i MISHEARD...DUN DUN DERRR

and that ACTUALLY the boys were being lovely and saying why didnt i tell my DAD to go away??!!

apparently at the time everyone was wondering why i was crying and basically couldn't understand why i was being SUCH A RETARD

HOW EMBARRASSING

cringe cringe cringe

couldn't show my face in the common room for a while



CRINGE FACTOR 1 MILLION

TIMES 10!!