AWKWARD TURTLE

This blog documents the highs and lows, embaressing and HILARIOUSLY embaressing events in my life.

Have been compared to Miranda, without the puddings as I am allergic to wheat. HAAA NOT EASY

ALL EVENTS ARE ENTIRELY FACTUAL

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

I have previously...

Had a banana thrown at my head, which I then enjoyed as a break time snack.

Had a near death experience in which I got stuck between two boats.

Fallen off the bus.

Got stuck halfway up a mountain and had to be helped by a kind stranger.

Been compared to Bison (google it).

Flashed the entire world

Stood up to make an announcement in front of entire school with skirt tucked into my tights.

Come to the conclusion I will die alone and be eaten by cats.

Pretended I was a Forensic Scientist in a Journalism Lecture.

Fallen over in a club

Monday, 17 January 2011

The ELITE.....and me

Like most people, I like to think I excel at things.....

at least ONE thing

so I go to competive swimming club COSTA...don't know whether familiar

anyways its VERY hard going.

There are two lanes...

one is the lane for learners...the babies, the pregnant, the unfit, the less serious competitors.

LANE ONE


THEN theres a lane for what I like to call...

heee heee har har (angelic godly jingle)

THE ELITE

they are crazy good!

they can do SIX LENGTHS IN FOUR MINUTES

they all have six packs

are amazing


LANE TWO
"THE ELITE"

LAP ME sometimes THREE times

THREE TIMES

its embarrassing!

so there I am...

attempting to be in lane two

FAILING miserably

when we climb out...

The elite are graceful like dolphins

I am like a BEACHED WHALE

flashing all OVER the place

ive got my first EVER Gala this Saturday...where EVERYONE WILL LAUGH AT ME

because I CANT SWIM

and we'll be timed!!


ME :/
having fun
LOL

AND butterfly is one of the strokes which

NO JOKE

I CAN'T DO

AHHHH!

IM SCARED!!
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