AWKWARD TURTLE

This blog documents the highs and lows, embaressing and HILARIOUSLY embaressing events in my life.

Have been compared to Miranda, without the puddings as I am allergic to wheat. HAAA NOT EASY

ALL EVENTS ARE ENTIRELY FACTUAL

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

I have previously...

Had a banana thrown at my head, which I then enjoyed as a break time snack.

Had a near death experience in which I got stuck between two boats.

Fallen off the bus.

Got stuck halfway up a mountain and had to be helped by a kind stranger.

Been compared to Bison (google it).

Flashed the entire world

Stood up to make an announcement in front of entire school with skirt tucked into my tights.

Come to the conclusion I will die alone and be eaten by cats.

Pretended I was a Forensic Scientist in a Journalism Lecture.

Fallen over in a club

Saturday, 8 January 2011

"Blond as angels"

Today we are going to visit some family friends.

They are lovely, kind, wonderful people, we love them all very much.

The only thing is, its hard not to be VERY envious of them.....
they are all very blond...

beautiful,

slender,

could all be in Vogue as the perfect family shoot tomorrow no problem

The children are all stunning, go to private schools, excel in EVERYTHING, you can imagine.

Even the dog is perfect! (and blonde)

every time i go i feel so hopeless!

if you know anyone you feel the same way about, please let me know!

We're seeing them today and taking our undertrained badly behaved puppy, who im sure will jump up, bite them all, run off on walks, ignore us, make a mess...

ALL whilst their perfect dog is wonderfully obedient, coming back immediately, being calm and gentle, all whilst jumping through a hoop of fire and walking along a trapeze.


but they are lovely!

im sure this weekend will have many a funny tale to tell....

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