AWKWARD TURTLE

This blog documents the highs and lows, embaressing and HILARIOUSLY embaressing events in my life.

Have been compared to Miranda, without the puddings as I am allergic to wheat. HAAA NOT EASY

ALL EVENTS ARE ENTIRELY FACTUAL

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

I have previously...

Had a banana thrown at my head, which I then enjoyed as a break time snack.

Had a near death experience in which I got stuck between two boats.

Fallen off the bus.

Got stuck halfway up a mountain and had to be helped by a kind stranger.

Been compared to Bison (google it).

Flashed the entire world

Stood up to make an announcement in front of entire school with skirt tucked into my tights.

Come to the conclusion I will die alone and be eaten by cats.

Pretended I was a Forensic Scientist in a Journalism Lecture.

Fallen over in a club

Saturday, 8 January 2011

New year, New me...........

Hi there, long lost followers!

Im very sorry that ive been TERRIBLE about updating my blog recently, but, well....

TO BE HONEST.....

I havn't actually done anything majorly exciting for a while, and somehow managed to avoid any major embaressing events!

Instead of partying hard over christmas, I stayed at home and worked through some of my coursework, revision, and other tasks. I also saw a lot of family and relatives, but didn't do anything exemplary or interesting in any way, apart from aquire a holiday tummy through an EXTROARDINARY amount of food!

no but REALLY



my tummy would be so bloated and full i would actually be in physical pain, then someone would offer me delicious chocolates............

it was a DISASTER

but thankfully my eating habits are almost back to normal now so thats all good.

Any new years resolutions?

1.not be too hard on myself...be kinder

2. Try and be efficient with tasks i have to do but don't want to (FAILING so farr!)

3. try and control my major mood swings, as i tend to go from happy and jovial to wanting to kill you within five seconds!

Ill be keeping you updated on how im dealing with all of these new year resolutions throughout, but i have a feeling i will fail them.

 mmmmmm that chocolate cheesecake was SO good!


so yeah....

NEW YEAR NEW ME

kind of

peace out

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