AWKWARD TURTLE
This blog documents the highs and lows, embaressing and HILARIOUSLY embaressing events in my life.
Have been compared to Miranda, without the puddings as I am allergic to wheat. HAAA NOT EASY
ALL EVENTS ARE ENTIRELY FACTUAL
BELIEVE IT OR NOT!
I have previously...
Had a banana thrown at my head, which I then enjoyed as a break time snack.
Had a near death experience in which I got stuck between two boats.
Fallen off the bus.
Got stuck halfway up a mountain and had to be helped by a kind stranger.
Been compared to Bison (google it).
Flashed the entire world
Stood up to make an announcement in front of entire school with skirt tucked into my tights.
Come to the conclusion I will die alone and be eaten by cats.
Pretended I was a Forensic Scientist in a Journalism Lecture.
Fallen over in a club
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