AWKWARD TURTLE

This blog documents the highs and lows, embaressing and HILARIOUSLY embaressing events in my life.

Have been compared to Miranda, without the puddings as I am allergic to wheat. HAAA NOT EASY

ALL EVENTS ARE ENTIRELY FACTUAL

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

I have previously...

Had a banana thrown at my head, which I then enjoyed as a break time snack.

Had a near death experience in which I got stuck between two boats.

Fallen off the bus.

Got stuck halfway up a mountain and had to be helped by a kind stranger.

Been compared to Bison (google it).

Flashed the entire world

Stood up to make an announcement in front of entire school with skirt tucked into my tights.

Come to the conclusion I will die alone and be eaten by cats.

Pretended I was a Forensic Scientist in a Journalism Lecture.

Fallen over in a club

Wednesday, 1 December 2010

An update on recent embarrassing events

Hello there!


I am aware that recently my posts have been more touching than hilarious...

therefore i thought it was time to confess a few of the humiliating occurences that make up my life.

Today, i was sitting in the common room at school, fairly innocently, when...

SOMEONE decided it would be funny to throw something, hard, at my shoulder.

Now, i am fairly used to abuse, being the kind of person EVERYONE feels they can mock, due to the fact i have a particularly marsh mallow personality; SOFT ON THE OUTSIDE

                                                                    SOFT ON THE INSIDE

mmmmm yeah thats right!
but this was just out of order...

i picked up the heavy object from the floor, to find it was an overripe banana.

I took this abuse on the chin, picked up the banana...

and enjoyed it later in the day with a latte.

this is how you deal with unfair critiscm.

Later, my friend told me this was because someone had a HUGE crush on me...

yeah SUUURE...

i bet they do!

Till next time,

cheerio!
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